Posted 8:02:00 PM by MacMarv

- Butt Naked

My house is so butt naked empty right now. The movers have packed and put everything on the truck to ship and I have to sleep on the floor tonight... or some lucky ladies bed... and she'll enjoy her floor. I'm hearing an echo in every one of my rooms. I don't even feel comfortable taking a boo boo kuz the splashing sounds like I'm chasing waterfalls. We all know not to do that.

I'm not schedule to leave until Sunday but these echos aren't going to let me sleep right. I already know that the snoring sound will keep me up... and I don't even snore. fa real... I don't. BUT if I did, it'd be manly. I am going to change my flight to leave tomorrow afternoon. If it works out well, my car will already be in Dallas and I won't need a rental.

I had so much food and umm... beverages to give away. The movers should be drunk for the entire month and my boy that got the freezer food shouldn't have to grocery shop for the same month. I need to start cooking that stuff instead of stocking up on it for show.

I saw a dried up dead frog in one room. No telling how it got there. It was only about 2 inches long but it reminded me of the fried frog legs I had in Belgium some years ago. Tasted like chicken. I hadn't eaten all morning either. I'm full now though . Oh, from Burger King. I had chicken.

So the house is pretty much cleaned. Had a friend help and shampoo everything plus plans on coming back while I'm gone to make sure it's spotless. Actually, I'm starting to feel the wetness of the carpet on my balls so I'm about to get ready to make my goodbye rounds and find somewhere to sh*t[splash], shower, shave and sleep.

I'm gone. Next post I'll be a Texan


p.s. I'm not going to have as much hardcore rap on my radio anymore.

Posted 3:48:00 PM by MacMarv

- Numero Uno

It sucks how ONE bad event can overshadow good events.

My last day of work is in ONE day. I move to Dallas in ONE week. Start a new gig in a little over ONE week.

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My closest auntie passed ONE day ago...